Your God has Failed You!

Good morning! My spiritual thought of the year. Find comfort that if God doesn't answer your prayers, it's probably for one of the following reasons...

1. ​You are being punished because you aren't living your life correctly; 
2. God doesn't love you; 
3. God doesn't exist; 
4. You didn't pray enough (because every good parent wants their children to BEG for their needs); 
5. He abandoned you to figure it out for yourself (even though you have contemplated terrible things in trying to do so on your own); 
6. The person you want to conform/control to your religious dogma is probably under Satan's influence (because he/she COULDN'T POSSIBLE make the right choice on their own. They need you and your religion to dictate these things for them).

​Thank you for your attempt at saving my soul and marriage with your prayers but despite your efforts, YOUR GOD HAS FAILED YOU!